- church: follow jesus
- me: does he follow back?
- me: promo 4 promo?
Here's a fair warning that by this time tomorrow I'll be high as shit and probably uncontrollably posting things in your ask box
If I were your girlfriend, I would put sticky notes in all of your things saying sweet somethings to help your get through the day. I would carry you home after a long fun filled night where we probably drank too much. I would take long hot baths with you & shower you with kisses. I would let you steal my favorite sweat shirt. I would sing sappy love songs to you in an Elvis voice when you were sad. I would hide your car keys & make you stay in bed with me all day long. If I were your girlfriend
sooo sweet, come to me.
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