If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible,...– Richard Burton (via femmeandrogyne)
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
☾: I think it's unattractive when a woman has a... →
locsgirl: ethiopienne: arjanakaffine: Women are suppose to be nurturing, if you can’t care for your-damn-self especially something that is as elegant and delicate as your legs how the hell are you suppose to care for me too. I’m just saying. #teamscarredlegs #teamclumsy …
i would never pay thousands of dollars for a purse unless it could actually disassemble itself and form around my body as a suit of highly advanced weaponry that allowed me to fight aliens and demigods and jaded russians and what have you