September 2012
me:) →
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible,...”
– Richard Burton (via femmeandrogyne)
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
August 2012
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
☾: I think it's unattractive when a woman has a... →
locsgirl:
ethiopienne:
arjanakaffine:
Women are suppose to be nurturing, if you can’t care for your-damn-self especially something that is as elegant and delicate as your legs how the hell are you suppose to care for me too.
I’m just saying.
#teamscarredlegs
#teamclumsy
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i would never pay thousands of dollars for a purse unless it could actually disassemble itself and form around my body as a suit of highly advanced weaponry that allowed me to fight aliens and demigods and jaded russians and what have you
